Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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