Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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