You work out of a Hotel?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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