i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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