yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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