The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
you inspire me to be a worse person
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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