She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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