Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i came on her dog
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
