did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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