Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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