Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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