I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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