when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Quick, to the slutcave!
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
This baby is an asshole
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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