some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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