its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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