Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize