didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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