i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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