p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
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Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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