I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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