I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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