I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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