So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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