You're so nebulous sometimes
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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