We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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