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dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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