does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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