is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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