Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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