accomplished twins. life is a go
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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