I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
whose parrot is this?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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