The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Randomize
