I'm drive I can fine osifer
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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