Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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