playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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