I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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