so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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