if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
