Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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