he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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