Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
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He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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