due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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