Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
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Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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