why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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