Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
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Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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