Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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