the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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