i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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