I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
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I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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