idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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