nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
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Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I stole a fireplace last night.
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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