But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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